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Numbers don’t look right
Don’t average averages, fool
Use SUMPRODUCT now
Haiku Help #2
When you automate
You can’t record IF statements
Learn how to program
White
To mess with your boss
Reset foreground, background, text
Excel colors white
Haiku Help #3
In fancy spreadsheets
Too many fonts aren’t that good
Can choke your printer
Haiku Help #4
Can’t open spreadsheet?
Did you forget your password?
Boy are you screwed now
Custom Function
Logic too complex
A custom function would help
IF THEN ELSE MAYBE
Haiku Help #5
Easy on colors
Something no one likes to see
Psychedelic charts
Haiku Help #6
Move data to sheet
Life’s too short to cut and paste
Macro automate
Code Monkeys
Need Excel help now?
You beware of code monkeys
All code, no results
Haiku Help #7
Sheet is hard to read
Make your output look better
Turn off damn gridlines
Haiku Help #8
When IF’s aren’t enough
Array formulas can help
Control-Shift-Enter
Ferryman
Don’t pay the ferryman
Don’t even fix a price now
Use Excel P.O.
Circular
Debugging spreadsheets
Circular reference here
Sure makes me dizzy
Information
CHOOSE VLOOKUP MATCH
INDIRECT OFFSET INDEX
TRANSPOSE AREA ROWS
Text
SUBTITUTE CLEAN CODE
CONCATENTATE PROPER TEXT
TRIM EXACT DOLLAR
Enough Already
Please get over it
Two hundred and fifty-six
Columns are plenty
Haiku Help #9
You need more columns
Two five six is not enough
Restructure your data
Help Me
I spend too much time
Writing these Excel haikus
I must get a life
